I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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