I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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