I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The best revenge is premature balding
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My vagina is very pro this idea
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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