what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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