ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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