GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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