my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he puts the penis in happiness.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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