if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
