So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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