I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize