So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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