I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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