Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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