Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
