she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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