The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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