it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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