You can't special order awesome
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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