i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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