Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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