This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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