no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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