too bad you live with your parents still
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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