I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
