so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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