My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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