how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
