In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
