so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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