i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
