I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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