I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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