found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
How's work?
Spinning.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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