Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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