Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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