Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
