Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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