The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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