don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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