before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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