Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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