I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
