is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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