Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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