If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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