there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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