if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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