dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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