so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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