was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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