Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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