I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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